Music Jokes!

Sometimes, in the muggy, smoky, Treasure Valley heat, you just need a good giggle.

So, here are some string-quartet-related jokes to bring you a smile:

Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: Nothing.  Violins look smaller because violinists' heads are so much bigger.

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Q: Why is a cello solo like a bomb?
A: By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

Q: How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Q: What is the latest crime wave in New York?
A: Drive-by viola recitals.

Q: What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
A: You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on the viola.

Q: What's the definition of a string quartet?
A: A good violinist, a bad violinist, an ex-violinist, and someone who hates violinists.

Q: What do a cello and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Sources:
http://www.cello.org/heaven/silly/jokes.htm
http://suewidemark.com/violinjokes.htm
http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~dufour/HUMOR/music.html